You have reached the incredibly hard-to-get-to, secret, private, nobody-even-knows-it’s-here page of my website by clicking on a button you were SPECIFICALLY told NOT to touch. Frankly, I find this really freaking funny, and would like to reward you for making me laugh with this picture of an upside-down duck.

I’ll go ahead and chalk this one up to your ADHD curiosity (though, if you’ve ever had a hankering for an Oppositional Defiant Disorder diagnosis, feel free to include this occurrence as exhibit A.)

This page and the content therein is intended for humorous effect only and should not, under any circumstances, be taken seriously. In the event that you DO take it seriously, I will, unfortunately, just continue to laugh at you.